I bet

[fflo]

I bet my thoracic diaphragm has never been in better shape.

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[kohkae.livejournal.com]

From coughing I'm guessing?

ding ding ding!

[fflo.livejournal.com]

correctimundo

(koff koff)

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[kohkae.livejournal.com]

Though it's been awhile, I've been there.

Once all the muscus, junk, and gunk clears you'll have to see if your new and improved thoracic diaphragm is new and improved at singing.

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[fflo.livejournal.com]

well! then i shall have to sing some more. write some more songs, maybe. you want a song? i never have made one up for you.

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[kohkae.livejournal.com]

Sure, sure! When someone offers to write a song for you, you don't turn them down! No you don't...well, unless it's something like "You're So Vain" or "I Fucking Hate You"

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[fflo.livejournal.com]

would you like me to write "I Fucking Hate You" for you? Or is that a song already? i'd be writing it for you to sing to someone else, of course... ;}

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[kohkae.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not that's already a song by Godsmack....here are the lyrics (good thing for cut and paste)

For everything you do, I'd like to swallow you. And everyday I'm gonna blame you. Even if you justify every f**king bulls**t lie, it only makes me want to break you. You pull me down, and you crucify my name, you make me insane. It's broken now, don't ever look my way. Don't even think I'm playin'! 'Cause I f**king hate you, you're such a liar. And I love to hate you, you're all the same to me. When you repeatedly take advantage of me, the only thought I get of you sickens me. Everybody knows you're fake - you're everything I f**king hate. And I'm everything that you could never be! You pull me down, and you crucify my name, you make me insane. It's broken now don't ever look my way. Don't even think I'm playin'! 'Cause I f**king hate you, you're such a liar. And I love to hate you, you're all the same to me. I f**king you hate you, you're such a liar. And I love to hate you, you're all the same to me. F**k you



I think that's a little too strong of a sentiment for me. I'm not sure I really HATE anyone. Sure, there are those I dislike, but probably not enough to waste a song on.

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[fflo.livejournal.com]

hard not to laugh in the face of that lyric. but have to allow as how i couldn't top it, in the fucking-hate-you dept.

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[kohkae.livejournal.com]

I can't even imagine you writing a song called "I Fucking Hate You" without it being a funny song or something like that. You don't seem that kind of songwriter.

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[(Anonymous)]

hey, i had a hand in "punk gerbil"...

yeah, maybe that's not so tough.

the same friend and i were going to write "long-haired lesbians," which was a metal-type number. all we had was that bit of lyric and some imagined guitar noise to follow. chorus (something like):

long-haired lesbians
duhduhduhduh duh dut duh dut duh-uh
long-haired lesbians
duhduhduhduh duh dut duh dut duh


hardly hard-core, i admit.

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[fflo.livejournal.com]

that was still me, btw. my computer froze up & i forgot i'd not logged back in.

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[sprig5.livejournal.com]

not "i hate fucking you"?

fflo, now that you're in thoracically good shape, you need to stay that way by going out and having some athletic sex.

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[fflo.livejournal.com]

athletic sex---does that involve trapezes?