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I resent that I have to use my own 39¢ stamp on this danged jury questionnaire---within 10 days, in fact, or risk prosecution. I'm debating walking it over to the courthouse, just on principle.

This shite would most decidedly not fly in Baltimore. People'd be like, "Come get me."

Date: Jun. 22nd, 2006 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigfinedaddy.livejournal.com
I've SO had this experience!! I told Debbie I was going to write something on the envelope, and she agreed. Until she read it: "This should be a business reply envelope, you extortionists." She freaked out and said "But you said you were going to say cheapskates!! You can say extortionists, they'll put us under surveillance!" So I had to cross that part out, and had to extend the cross-out into a border around the comment that this should be a business reply envelope, which I kept on there. I have to admit, though, that I felt like quite an asshole when they returned it to me because I'd failed to sign it!!

Date: Jun. 22nd, 2006 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fflo.livejournal.com
So funny... I had a debate with myself about whether to write something snarky below the place they say, after explaining to re-fold Flap A and Flap B and attach postage, "NO ADDITIONAL ENVELOPE NECESSARY". Some favor, government institution. I opted not to kvetch, though, from thinking similar to D's. I love "extortionists," though. Damn right!

So here's what's even funnier: I signed the top half but I don't think I signed the bottom half, so I'm probably getting mine back, too. Ah, well. That's one way to delay jury duty.
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