Big Oil

Feb. 2nd, 2006 03:10 pm
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Exxon's vile (record-setting) profits last year:

$ 36,100,000,000.00

That's almost $300,000 per minute of 40-hr-a-week work, all year long, no time off. And in the last quarter, when they really raked it in (post-Katrina), the $10,700,000,000 they profited (this is profit, not gross revenue, folks) comes to $5716 a second.

That's, like, the entire annual payroll of MR in, what, 8 or 9 minutes?

I'm just trying to get some sense of the big dollar signs we're talkin' here.

Date: Feb. 3rd, 2006 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fflo.livejournal.com
Really? You don't strike me as an all-about-the-bucks kinda guy!

(You're just having me on?)

Date: Feb. 3rd, 2006 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aabassplayer.livejournal.com
yeah....I'm not about the bucks...I'm about doing good for society...That's why I work at a place where we ensure that 3 million people get their paychecks promptly and accurately :-)

Date: Feb. 3rd, 2006 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fflo.livejournal.com
Now there's where my inner sleaze comes out---I was just today trying to get the office manager to agree to give me a paycheck every day. I said I'd accept half my normal (weekly) rate---and then offered to go down to just a third!

She did not go for it.

She did laugh sportingly, however, considering that it wasn't actually funny. Just office-superficial funny.

Date: Feb. 3rd, 2006 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aabassplayer.livejournal.com
I like the way you think.

Date: Feb. 3rd, 2006 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fflo.livejournal.com
why, ty. i think. (ha)

Date: Feb. 3rd, 2006 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fflo.livejournal.com
btw, when are you moving away? sure would love to hang with you some before then

Date: Feb. 3rd, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aabassplayer.livejournal.com
sometime mid-april, mehopes. Just gotta line up somewhat of a semblance of gainful employment post-move.

I'm rather busy this month, but I'm sure we can work out some time to get together to play some bones....I've actually forgotten how to score again...

Date: Feb. 3rd, 2006 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fflo.livejournal.com
Somehow I have the feeling it won't take you long to pick it up again---and then clean up the table with me.

Date: Feb. 3rd, 2006 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aabassplayer.livejournal.com
hehe....true true....though, I'll try some different imagery than that particular euphamism.... ;-)

don't mind me....friends of mine are really perverting my thoughts today...

Date: Feb. 3rd, 2006 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fflo.livejournal.com
*feigning shock*
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