Halloween husband getting

[fflo]

If only someone'd told me
When I was but a lass,
I could have witchly lured in
My piece of husband ass.

ON HALLOWE'EN YOUR BALL OF YARN
FROM OUT THE WINDOW FLING,
AND HE WHO IS TO BE YOUR FATE
WILL COME TO WIND THE STRING!

Flee bachelors flee
If you would single stay,
Tis Hallowe'en eve,
The witches wedding day.

 

Comments

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

I like the little green goblin dude--just because he's a such a great cultural precedent for the little green alien.