"Comes a time." -- Neil Young
May. 26th, 2008 10:42 pmThere comes a time in every life when a person really needs to be taken aside and told, by someone who loves her, that she's really got to get something through her head. Something that she knows, but just isn't acting on. Maybe even something she's been telling herself for practically forever. And sometimes there's really no one to tell her but her herself.
That's why, Lisa, I really want you to think about these two words I'm about to say to you. I want you to hear them, to take them in, and to do something about them at your first available opportunity. So you really need to listen now, Lisa. When you hear them, you're going to know what I mean, and you're going to know I'm right; please don't resist. Okay. Do I have your attention? Lisa? Alright. Here they come. I'll split 'em up to make it easier for you to absorb each fully. First word: bird. Second word: seed.
The two words together, to recap: bird seed.
Like the song says, comes a time.
That's why, Lisa, I really want you to think about these two words I'm about to say to you. I want you to hear them, to take them in, and to do something about them at your first available opportunity. So you really need to listen now, Lisa. When you hear them, you're going to know what I mean, and you're going to know I'm right; please don't resist. Okay. Do I have your attention? Lisa? Alright. Here they come. I'll split 'em up to make it easier for you to absorb each fully. First word: bird. Second word: seed.
The two words together, to recap: bird seed.
Like the song says, comes a time.
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Date: May. 27th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: May. 27th, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)the one thing i've decided for myself is not to get any bags that have something like "cherry flavoring" --which makes it smell, presumably for humans who'll think this is swanky, as i didn't see it making any diff to the birds. but that smelly stuff was what lured the squirrels to dare the acrobatics to get to my feeder. and since i went back to seed that doesn't have that stuff, the squirrels have relented.
is your dad in illinois somewhere?
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Date: May. 27th, 2008 03:41 pm (UTC)Oh..he mixes the food into one of those 25 gallon rubbermaid bins, too, and it keeps the food fresh.
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Date: May. 27th, 2008 03:49 pm (UTC)i bet they get meadowlarks in the middle of MO.