dialogue at the mirror, Value World

[fflo]

Me (to the woman looking on curiously as I regard the reflection of myself in a funny fringed Native American-ny decorative shoulder thing---sort of a cross between a collar and a shawl): Kind of a strange item. Don't know where I'd wear it.

Woman: Do you ever go to rock concerts? You could wear it there.

Me: True. Hmmm....

Woman: It has a slimming effect.

Me: Oh, well I wouldn't want that. (turn decisively, walk away, that-settles-that)

tee hee hee

I love when I have something at the ready on such an occasion.

Comments

[shmizla.livejournal.com]

i do have to say that shrek looks quite comfortably alive in the back seat. maybe you need a bumpersticker now: "shrek on board"?

[squirrelykat.livejournal.com]

does he look like he needs a booster seat?
years ago, my moms tape deck broke in her car - i found a big
bird that played tapes (for kids stuff), and she drove around
with him in her front seat. way cool.

[fflo.livejournal.com]

Well, the seatbelt might not be in the safest place if we're in a wreck, but then again there's something kinda 'off' about Shrek needing a booster seat. He's a big honkin' ogre (familiar), after all.