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Story #9 in the Onion Top Ten stories of the year:

White House Celebrates Fifth Straight Year Without Oral Sex

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White House Xmas Video

[kohkae.livejournal.com]

Not sure who MRS Beasley is married to. I think Barney is her brother.

Did you catch any of the White House Xmas (Holiday or whatever)video this year? It centered around Barney being pissed that Mrs Beasley was getting more presents than him. Barney took them out from under the tree and hid them. Dubya had to sit them down in the Oval Office and talk about the situation. He told them to share, etc....

Re: White House Xmas Video

[fflo.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know the White House does an annual holiday video. Nor that there is a first pet called Mrs. Beasley. Obviously I'm behind the times in my current affairs.

Is Dubya smart enough to talk to a dog, at least? I suppose the fact that they can't/don't reply works well for someone like our putative prez.

[vjsmom.livejournal.com]

Seriously--who does that to a puppy? (the name, I mean)