fflo: (high hair)
fflo ([personal profile] fflo) wrote2005-03-30 10:10 am

thought I'd bring back High Hair Lady

Maybe her posture will rub off on me.

Holly's grandmother was taught to sit as if her spine was fused to an iron rod. I pictured one of those pieces of metal with little semi-scored divisions that you see at construction sites---I think they put them inside concrete to reinforce it. Kinda like long Tootsie rolls.

Hmmm... we haven't had a poll here in a while:

[Poll #464633]

[identity profile] windswept.livejournal.com 2005-03-30 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I've made NY resolutions about my posture, bought books for posture exercises, etc., but I never have followed through. :^(

I know I look disgusting, so I really wish I had some old-school teacher who'd whack me with a cane whenever she saw me slouching.

[identity profile] fflo.livejournal.com 2005-03-30 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not going to be able to resist chiding you for "I look disgusting"---c'mon, crazyp: disgusting? For me, anyway, the issue isn't one of appearance. (At least not unless/until it means me being an old lady, should I make it that far, who's slumped over all the time.) I do buy that alignment is good for the ol' physiog, though, and I too wish there were some old-school reminder teacher lurking about.

Maybe someone can successfully market the Posture Policer (or, better, a name that doesn't involve law enforcement): a battery-powered desktop figurine of a stern elder that either detects slouching & reacts with a rebuke (I'd prefer a verbal one to caning, m'self) or just spouts off a chastising reminder every so many minutes. Of course these days it could just be a computer desktop buddy, done by programming.

[identity profile] atleastdefiant.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
No you don't. Then you'd be like me and unable to slouch. I usually look really unnatural on pictures because I do the military thing: shoulders back! spine straight! chin raised! Slouching causes me pain. Plus, the nuns told me i would get scoliosis if I didn't stand straight, but as a kid I confused that with osteoporosis, so when I slouch it seems I can feel my bones weakening.
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[personal profile] groovesinorbit 2005-03-30 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
11 years of piano lessons leave their mark.

[identity profile] fflo.livejournal.com 2005-03-30 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
'Tis true: you have some of the best posture of my similarly-aged acquaintanceship.
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[personal profile] groovesinorbit 2005-03-30 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I've noticed it worsening as I get older, though. Did I tell you I have a dowager's hump?

[identity profile] fflo.livejournal.com 2005-03-30 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
No! Denise had one of those. When I think about that general area of your body, I mostly think about the half-removed thingie. I love that story.
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[personal profile] groovesinorbit 2005-03-30 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't know that about D. The birthwart compromise is a good story.
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[personal profile] groovesinorbit 2005-03-30 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Your link doesn't work for me--some kind of error page came up. Carole had some kind of surgery concerning her tailbone when we were in high school, I seem to remember.

fixed the link

[identity profile] fflo.livejournal.com 2005-03-30 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"birthwart"! love the woid

D also had a scar on her ass from where she had a vestigial tail removed as a child had a vestigial tail removed as a child.
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Re: fixed the link

[personal profile] groovesinorbit 2005-03-30 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Interesting stuff.
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[personal profile] paperkingdoms 2005-03-30 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Add "improved posture" to the list of awesome things about belly dance.

[identity profile] queerbychoice.livejournal.com 2005-03-31 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
My answer to the poll requires several clarifying details:

1) Technically, I'm physically incapable of sitting up completely straight, since I have scoliosis. My spine has an 8-degree curve in it. But it's a left-to-right curve, not a front-to-back curve.

2) The RSI in my shoulders causes me instant extreme pain whenever I slip a single millimeter out of perfect ergonomic position when typing, yet as long as I stay in perfect ergonomic position at every second, it never hurts at all. This gives me constant reminders to always sit up absolutely as straight as I possibly can, to a much greater extent than I ever would otherwise.

3) However, back before a rotten furniture setup damaged my shoulders eight years ago, people did already tell me that I had good posture.