Postcard of the Day

I got this one cuzza the Jeep, but now that I look at it today it seems like it could use a caption contest, or, like, blurbs for what one or both of the pictured people are saying or thinking.

Geographical, Climate and Nature-Type Reasons It's Good to Live in Michigan

• No hurricanes.


• Few tornadoes, and not the strongest types when they happen.


• Few earthquakes, and small when they happen.  Maybe not as much fracking potential, too, so less chance of frackquakes?


• When sea level rises, it won't cover our edges.


• It's not that hot already here, so global warming isn't making summers upwards of 110 degrees soon.


• Don't miss air conditioning, except for maybe 20 days a year.


• There's lotsa water around.


• Our snow includes the wafty soft flakes you have in animated Charlie Brown shows.


• Ticks: not so much.


• Also no chiggers, sand gnats, giant cockroaches, or (no doubt) many scary types of snakes and spiders.


• Plus we have black squirrels.  Which is cool.


• Birch trees do well here.


• You get cottonwoods, too.


• Not a likely target of first attack with nuclear weapons.

These just off the top of my head.  Politically there are a lot of "eh" kinda things about the state.  And economically, and in terms of social justice, and other stuff like that.  Infrastructure (like most of the country).  Culture--- kind of a mixed bag (like most places).  But just being fairly free of tornadoes, earthquakes and hurricanes feels lucky.