funny spam

[fflo]

Okay, the novelty of spam return addresses like "Prodigals J. Fluidity" is wearing off, but I was tickled by the earnest- and vaguely-old-fashioned-sounding return address of "Towards Healthy Spermatazoa" <wpmhbbj@mindspring.com> this morning, so I read the e-mail (Subject: does it squirm and not squirt). Mostly predictable, but the claims did include the following:

Ejaculate like a porn star - Stronger ejaculation (watch
where your aiming)
Sweeter tasting sperm - Studies show it improves the flavor

[emphasis mine]